I asked Sam how he wanted today's schedule to look.
Sam: is it 11?
Me: no, it's only 10:20am.
*note: teach kid to read a clock
Sam: can you go get me a biscuit at McDonald's?
Thing I'm Not Proud Of #1: my kid knows what time breakfast ends at McDonald's.
Thing I'm Not Proud Of #2: my kid's favorite food is a biscuit with egg and cheese.
So I went. To the nearest McDonald's.
Thing I'm Not Proud Of #3: I know where the nearest McDonald's is.
In the drive thru, they told me that actually, on weekdays, breakfast ends at 10:30. I look at my car clock. 10:42. Seriously!?
Thing I'm Not Proud Of #4: I went inside and I played the cancer card.
Yep. "Please. My kid has leukemia. He wants a biscuit. Can you help me out?"
I did. I totally went there.
Yeah. I'm so not proud.
But this. THIS I am proud of: