This morning, our text conversation went like this (and yes, it was accompanied by the photos. And yes, I giggled the whole time as it was coming into my phone...which I sorely needed):
Me: Did he eat?
Josh: Well, let me tell you about THAT.
Josh: First, they had captain crunch on the menu.
Josh: I was suspicious.
Josh: I tried to hide my vanilla yogurt
And that, my friends, is the way to wrangle a uninterested eater.
A masterful performance, ladies and gentlemen, by the incomparable Uncle Josh.